bradsucks: before the show i went to some asian t-shirt store
bradsucks: i tried on a medium and i couldn’t even get it buttoned
bradsucks: then i went to a large and i barely got it buttoned
bradsucks: then the clerk told me that they’re “asian sizes”
bradsucks: apparently i’m an asian extra large
bradsucks: even the change room was small
bradsucks: i kept banging my arms on the walls and ceiling
bradsucks: anyway i wrestled everyone in the store and took what i pleased