Songposium 2003/04

So I have the opportunity to go to Songposium 2003/04 which is described as "An intensive one-day workshop for songwriters presented by the Songwriters Association of Canada." Sounds intensive! And Canadian! I've been told that a) you can bring one song with four lyric sheets and some Canadian songwriting experts will tell you what stinks about your song and b) the guy who wrote "Hit Me With Your Best Shot", recorded by Pat Benetar will be on the panel. Meaning I could potentially get one of my songs dissed by the guy who wrote "Hit Me With Your Best Shot", recorded by Pat Benetar, which would be quite the notch in the belt. I wonder if he finds it funny when people yell "Fire awaAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAYYYYYY" at him. I bet he does.

So the big question I guess is what song I should take to potentially get dissed. I have until Saturday to decide. Any suggestions?