I accidentally knocked my (apparently) glass guitar slide off my desk and it shattered on the floor into at least seventy-five pieces. I had always assumed it was made out of some sort of clear plastic but never tested it. Now I have. And now I have nothing to play slide guitar with. And instead of working on a new song tomorrow evening, I'll be attending WWF Smackdown! and will attempt to win the Hardcore championship on behalf of Brad Sucks and my fan. Watch for it!