In case any of you nice people out there are cataloging my retarded injuries, here's a much needed update: I had a swollen, painful toe. I thought it was an ingrown toenail. Everyone told me to go to a doctor so he could butcher it and fix it. I went to the doctor this morning. It's not an ingrown toenail, it's frostbite! How dumb is that? That'll have to go in my Behind the Music episode. "In 2003 Brad was sidelined while struggling with mild tendinitis of the right arm, frostbite of the big toe and his braces kind of hurt his mouth a little bit too, like he got all these little annoying cuts from the brackets and damn it sucked. But things were about to take a turn for the worse..."