Roadie Stories

Too Old To Rock, Too Young To Die describes the exploits of one Jef Hickey, roadie:

He's contracted gonorrhea (six times), crabs (four times), syphilis (three times) and herpes. For more than a decade and a half, with lab-rat consistency, Hickey carpet-bombed his cortex with enough pills to stock a hypochondriac's medicine cabinet.

Anyone who enjoys good crazy rock stories will probably get a kick out of it.

Bradlink