Braces No More

I got my braces off yesterday. Holy cow. If you want to enjoy your mouth, try sticking some metal and wire in there for a year and a half and then just take it out. More Brad dentistry news as it happens.

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Guitar Adjustment

I had been noticing lately that my acoustic guitar is hard to play. It's the only one I play so I don't really know. I'm also left handed so I don't really try out other people's guitars at all. I got what I got and I try to make the most of it. What with my arm being destroyed I started wondering if maybe I should investigate having mine adjusted. I took it to a local guitar store and was told that the neck was warped and the action is horrible, the strings are way off the neck. This probably got worse gradually so I didn't notice it.

He dropped the strings down and adjusted the neck for $40 (including new strings) and I got the guitar back inside one day. It's amazingly easier to play now. I'm not really much of a guitar geek so this is all surprising and bewildering to me. Very, very happy with it.

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CafePress Audio

CafePress.com has launched its CD service. This is definitely very interesting seeing as though I've already used CafePress a bunch for Stripcreator merchandise. Very neat stuff, this future of ours.

XML RSS

I've been playing around with XML RSS aggregators once again and changed the feed here on bradsucks.net to contain the entire entries instead of just a little excerpt. So if you've got a decent aggregator, you never have to visit this site again. Hooray for the Internet!

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MXL V67 vs. crappy Shure SM48?

With the theory that it will make my final mixes better and easier, I've been trying to put more of an effort in to pay close attention to the sound quality of my recordings. As I recorded vocals for a song yesterday I experimented with my two microphones. I posted a question about this to the home recording BBS:

I own both of these microphones. I bought them when I knew absolutely nothing about recording (I know only slightly more now). I'm running them both through my Mackie 1202 VLZ and am monitoring on Event 20/20bas monitors.

When I record my voice using them, I swear I prefer the sound of my cheap Shure SM48 over the vastly more expensive and critically acclaimed MXL V67.

The V67 sounds a bit fuller but at the same time kind of muddier and it's harder getting it to sit in a mix properly.

Is this possible or am I just crazy? Maybe my voice is naturally muddy or something.

I received a lot of helpful replies which you can read over there if you're so inclined.

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Books I Bought

While trying to get my retarded arm working again, I decided to blow some money on books. Ordered them last week and received them late last week. Here they is: Set Your Voice Free by Roger Love

The Mixing Engineer's Handbook by Bobby Owsinski

Behind the Glass: Top Record Producers Tell How They Craft the Hits by Howard Massey

Basic Mixing Techniques by Paul White

So far I've mostly read the Mixing Engineer's Handbook and Behind the Glass and they're both very interesting. Behind the Glass is all interviews and the Handbook is about 70% interviews. It can definitely get annoying to read so many engineers and producers contradict each other. One interview will be all "You gotta use tons of compression, man. If you don't, your records are shit and I stake my entire illustrious career and in fact my very life on it!" and the next one will denounce compression as the downfall of Western civilization. Which I might be OK with. It's all horribly subjective is what I'm saying.

Maybe I'll write reviews of them later. I meant to review Cubase SX Power! but I plum forgot about it.

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Post-Cortisone Update

On Friday they shot my arm up with cortisone. My arm freaked out and went all batty for most of Friday, then after that it was just sore. Now I'm pretty much back to where I was before the shot except that my hand cramps up a little easily and my elbow is all bruised where they stuck the needle in. The needle really wasn't anything extra scary or anything, much to the dismay of my enemies. Pretty much your average injection.

My doctor told me to get in touch if the arm still hurt in two weeks.

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Reschedule

Due to my mental retardation, the cortisone shot is postponed until this Friday. Ah yes, the needles, how I love to anticipate them...

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The Corta Zone

X-ray results came back today and showed nothing of interest apparently. The doctor has prescribed a lovely injection of cortisone into my stupid arm at 9:10am EST on this coming Friday. Stay tuned for the hopeful conclusion to this really wussy and pointless injury that buy's me no tough guy cred whatsoever with anyone ever.

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Closure, Hopefully

My last sound card related entry in this journal ended on a hopeful note. That was a lie sent to me by God to destroy my mind and soul. In the end it turned out that 12ms was the latency I could use without it clicking, which was about what I was getting on my Darla24 with WDM drivers. So then I decided to try the SPDIF from my Boss GT-6 to the Mia, hoping that digital audio would provide more awesome clarity and thereby justify keeping the Mia. Sure, about the same latency, same driver issues, but hey, SPDIF. I hooked it all up and not only was the sound quality not really significantly better in my opinion, but there were tiny little clicks recorded with the audio.

I had had just about enough clicking. I tried to isolate the problem, failed, decided to be done with all of this bullshit and return it. On Saturday I returned the card and found out I could only get store credit, which is something I had suspected. So I ask them to recommend me another card to try out and they suggest the Audiophile 2496. It was $50 cheaper, so I took a chance on it.

I brought it home, installed it. First of all, I noticed no real significant sound quality difference other than that the inputs seem much louder than the Darla's. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or what.

The ASIO drivers that come with it actually work, which is kind of cool. The on card MIDI port is emulated, which is something Cubase SX tells me is bad and wrong.

When Cubase loses sync on the Darla24, there's usually an audio dropout (click and silence) while it gets its bearings. On the Audiophile there's a harsh, very loud buzzing noise during this drop-out period. That is stupid and annoying.

So my hopefully final decision is to return the Audiophile and be happy with what I have until the next generation of cards that promise things like stability and general awesomeness come out.

In the end, I don't know how much of this is my fault and how much is the card's fault. My system is a pretty standard setup with not too much strangeness, but other people claim to be running happily with these cards. I also may be demanding a bit more than the average user, but there doesn't seem to be any higher-end option that isn't just the same thing but with more outputs and breakout boxes tacked on.

But whatever. I'm done with all this crap and am now trying to figure out what else to blow my $300 music store credit on.

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Ass from Elbow

They don't have the results from my elbow x-ray yet. I don't think I'm at the stage in my career where they're worth stealing yet, so hopefully they'll turn up on Monday. Working on various songs. Yadda yadda. Harder with a bad arm, etc, etc.

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X-Ray

I went to the doctor today about my gimp arm. Then I went to the hospital and had my elbow x-rayed. In two days I should have the results. Then maybe one day I'll be able to play guitar again. Mmm.

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Holy Crud

There seems to have been a surprising plot twist in my battle with ASIO drivers. It turns out that the ASIO drivers for the Echo products are VASTLY INFERIOR IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE to the WDM drivers. Nobody seems to like to talk about this fact much because the Mia manual doesn't mention it, Cubase doesn't offer up that information, and the net is all about the ASIO. With the ASIO drivers I could get the latency down low-ish, but there would be nasty erratic behavior. Last night while reading an old Sound on Sound article on latency, I found this suspicious closing remark:

In my follow-up to this feature I'm hoping to include some more feedback from manufacturers, and I'll also be looking more closely at the situation for musicians using Windows XP, since many are now moving across with the promise of lower latencies using WDM-format drivers inside Sonar and the release of the Windows 2000/XP-only Cubase SX.

What? Hello? WDM drivers? Lower latencies? Everyone everywhere forever has told me that ASIO drivers are what I should be insanely pursuing. I've actually been sitting around being pissed off that the WDM drivers work perfect but that the ASIO drivers are crappy and bad when those are the ones that I want because I have been told ASIO is utterly superior to everything. The Mia manual even specifically says you should use ASIO in Cubase and Reason.

But no. That is a lie. I switch to WDM and I can crank the buffers way down to 128 samples. 2ms latency. Everything is fantastic except that I feel kind of retarded.

So I'm going to give the Mia some more time, it seems. If it keeps making me feel dumb, I may return it just to keep what's left of my self esteem.

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The Horror

So I installed this new Echo Mia card and am of course having a really rough time with it. The ASIO drivers work more reliably for it than with the Darla24, but there's still a lot of erratic clicking and popping here and there. Using the virtual outputs to record from Reason to Sound Forge will cause a whole bunch of clicking and then usually it will crash the whole system.

The sound quality is a bit better than the Darla24, but I don't think it's $350 better. I was never that unhappy with the Darla's sound quality, just the stability when trying to push it to the limit with VSTis and also the lack of multi-channel support.

So unless something miraculous happens, I will probably be returning the Mia. I may try out a Delta 44 for the stupid hell of it. Failing that, I will quit music and become a clown.

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Mia Mine

I have purchased an Echo Mia. Now for the installation and then the aggravation and the frustration and the crying and the so on. If you haven't heard from me in a day, go on without me.

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Angry for Science

I officially concede defeat in my battle of mythic proportions against ASIO drivers. All I wanted is to shave a healthy 20ms latency off my VSTi usage and not have my audio be a world of random crashing and clicking -- is that really so much to ask? The answer, I now know, is totally yes definitely that was way too much to ask, Brad you ass. I wrote a nice email to Echo Audio support over a week ago and they haven't replied. Yet, I must note bitterly, their sales team is super quick when it comes to responding to my questions about where I might buy a Mia.

I'd even be happy if tech support would just write and say "Sorry, your card is a few years old and will always work like ass. Honestly, you got kind of hosed there. You win some you lose some. Please buy this new one from us and it will be fine." I would respect that and I'd do what they said. Because I am their monkey bitch puppet.

But no, nothing. Silence. Possibly, if you listen the right way, mocking silence; which I'm sure you'll agree is totally way worse.

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Stardom

Given his money and fame, I think I could be way more insane than Michael Jackson. I could crazy that sucker under the table.

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Reinstall

I have reinstalled Windows XP three times in the past 24 hours. You may think that's a pretty awesome thing to do, but trust me, it's not. Seriously kids: if you're thinking about reinstalling Windows XP three times inside 24 hours, maybe you should just go do some relaxing drugs instead. I've heard good things about them. I bought a new hard drive some weeks ago and wanted to use it as my main drive. Also, my Windows XP install has been falling apart and the new drivers for my sound card make it go crashy-crash. I do not know how this will turn out but I do know that it will be in darkness.

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