Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8
Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8, a fine article by The Onion:
"Coming in at an exhausting 7,000 years long, music is weighed down by a few too many mid- tempo tunes, most notably 'LiebestrÃƒÂ¤ume No. 3 in A flat' by Franz Liszt and 'Closing Time' by '90s alt-rock group Semisonic," Schreiber wrote. "In the end, though music can be brilliant at times, the whole medium comes off as derivative of Pavement."