The Ten Most Incomprehensible Bob Dylan Interviews of All Time. I think #3 is my favorite as he giggles and draws a picture of the interviewer through the entire interview:

Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8, a fine article by The Onion:

"Coming in at an exhausting 7,000 years long, music is weighed down by a few too many mid- tempo tunes, most notably 'Liebesträume No. 3 in A flat' by Franz Liszt and 'Closing Time' by '90s alt-rock group Semisonic," Schreiber wrote. "In the end, though music can be brilliant at times, the whole medium comes off as derivative of Pavement."