Allergic to goats
Something I learned last Friday is that I might be allergic to goat milk. I haven't been tested or anything, but I had some goat cheese and here is what some of my skin looked like on day #2:
(That is a giant welty hive.) The rest of my body looked worse but is probably NSFW.
Then I spent the next five days stoned out of my head on benadryl and prednisone. Yes!